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A mate of mine was recently sacked from his job at Alton Towers

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I thought I wanted a career...

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

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conjunctivitis.com

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Two muffins in an oven, one turns to the other and says 'bit hot in here'...

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Why don't you ever see a hippo hiding in a tree?

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Why is six afraid of seven?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

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My last job was in a blanket factory...

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Velcro...

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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

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A blind man walks into a bar...

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My physics teacher told me I had potential...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

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What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?

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Ask me if I am an Orange...

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

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How do you catch a bra?

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Want to hear a joke about pizza?

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What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician?

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Where do Burgers and Hot Dogs go to dance?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming in the sea?

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you wake up and does not stop until...

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

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What do you call a midget fortune teller who has just robbed a bank?

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

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Shotgun Weddings...

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

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What does an evil chicken lay?

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

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Why does Alice ask so many questions?

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What's red and goes up and down?

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

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The other half woke up with a massive smile on their face this morning...

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What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

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Without geometry...

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Why did the Golfer wear two pairs of shoes?

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What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.

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What type of music are balloons scared of?

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What does a nosey pepper do?

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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

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What do wooden whales eat?

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If con is the opposite of pro...

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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger...

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What is the musical part of a snake?

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A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

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What makes pirates such good singers?

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How does NASA organize their company party?

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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect...

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What makes music on your head?

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What was Mickey Mouse doing in outer space?

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Sex is not the answer...

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Doctor: You're overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion...

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

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A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them...

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Sunbathing and reading will make you...

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Magician was walking down the street

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How do you make holy water?

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I would tell you a joke about my penis...

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If infants can enjoy their infancy...

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

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What do you call an Alligator in a vest?

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

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Why are Pirates called Pirates?

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Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

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My uncle has the heart of a lion...

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A dyslexic man walks into a Bra...

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My pet mouse Elvis died today...

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This guy with a premature ejaculation problem

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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing when you mean...

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

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I pretend to work here...

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Why do men get married?

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I'm not saying she's fat. But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know...

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I used to like my neighbors...

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How do you keep Pumba from charging you?

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The bartender says 'we don't server Time Travelers here'

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I heard on the news that David Beckham is going to miss the World Cup...

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What happens if life gives you melons?

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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble letters last night...

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The 7 dwarfs were all in the bath feeling Happy...

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

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What did one tennis ball say to the other?

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Have you heard about that new movie "Constipation"?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other...

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Who is the coolest bloke in a hostipal?

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You'll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians!

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What do Tofu and a Dildo have in common?

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What is red and bad for your teeth?

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What is the difference between Swine & Bird Flu?

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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect...

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Which tablet is prefferd by Mickey Mouse?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a fight with a cat?

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What has forty feet and sings?

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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

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What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

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What do you call a sophisticated American?

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the toilet?

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What is brown and sticky?

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Did you hear what happened to the two guys whole stole a Calendar?

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Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?

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Why did Hitler commit suicide?

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Two translators on a sinking ship talking 'Can you swim?' asks one

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What's 6 inches long, has a head on it and drives women crazy?

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

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Which blood type are all pessimists?

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

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A friend of mine recently got crushed by a pile of books...

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Why are fish never good tennis players?

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney?

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

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What do you call a flightless bird from Iceland?

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Where do ghosts play tennis?

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What do you get when you cross a burger with a PC?

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

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What do you serve but not eat?

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When you dream in colour...

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Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

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What did madaline mcann say to her parents?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

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What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

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Wanna catch a Squirrel?

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Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?

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Why did the Orange stop at the top of the hill?

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It is hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...

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What part of the turkey is musical?

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What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head?

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What is better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

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Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other...

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What do you call a little animal you keep in a car?

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Why are there no Airports near Peter Pan?

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How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence...

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

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Next time you feel cold, just stand in a corner...

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I used to think the brain was the most important organ

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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

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Why did the golfer change his pants?

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